HOW WALTER ENTERTAINED THE BOYS.
A HEARTY laugh burst from the group of boys clustered around the lamp-post at the corner. The smallest of them, Alfred Lester, exclaimed a little contemptuously, "The idea of a fellow thirteen years old not knowing how to make a snow-ball! Why, I'm only ten, and I can make splendid ones, hard as any thine!"
"I should think you'd have got used to the cold by this time, Walter," added Alfred's brother Will.
Walter Perry shivered, wrapped up as he was in overcoat, comforter, overshoes, mittens, and seal-skin cap with ear-lappets, as he replied good-naturedly," They say an eel can get used to skinning, but I don't believe I'll ever get used to snow and ice!
If I hadn't promised Aunt Delia that I would stay out-of-doors one whole hour today, you wouldn't catch me here! Ugh!"
"I believe you haven't got much courage! You are afraid of the cold!" sneered Joe Brainard.
"May be I am! I am not afraid of a gun that is not loaded, as you were yesterday. I know how to handle a gun, too, if I don't know how to make a snow-ball."
The day before this exchange of banter these same boys and one or two others were in Mr. Lester's house examining a new gun, but Brainard could not be persuaded to touch even the stock, while Harry Greenough was senseless enough to hold it with the muzzle toward him.
"I am accustomed to guns," said Walter;
"brother Arthur and I have often gone shooting."
“Did you?" exclaimed Will. "What did you shoot?"
"Oh, parrots and""Parrots!" exclaimed three or four.
"How could you kill them?"
"Easy enough, horrid nuisances!"
"Why Walter Perry! Parrots nuisances? They cost lots of money. My cousin Mary has one she wouldn't sell for a hundred dollars! " cried Alfred Lester.
"You must remember that with us in the West Indies, I mean, where my father lives gray parrots are as common and as troublesome as crows are in your corn-fields. Your cousin ought just to hear a flock of them go screaming over the house-tops in the morning
on their way to the coffee-fields. Oh, don't they make a noise!"
"Something like our crows? "
"Only more so. Alfred, does your cousin's parrot ever scream?"
"Yes? indeed! Sometimes she has to keep Polly covered up for two or three hours to quiet her."
"Then just fancy twenty or thirty all yelling at once up in the air, where you can't cover them! Then think of the mischief they do to the coffee!"
"That's so; they always love coffee."
"Does coffee grow like corn, Walter?" asked Harry.
"Oh, no; it is a bush with a pretty blossom."
"What color?"
"White and pale lavender."
"Oranges grow there, don't they? " Alfred inquired.
"Yes; oranges, lemons, bananas, guavas"
"Guava jelly?" suggested Alfred.
"The fruit of which the jelly is made."
"Does it grow on a tree or a vine?" asked Will.
"On a shrub; it has a pretty flower, white and pale yellow."
''Bananas grow on trees, I know; for I saw some growing in the Botanical Gardens in Washington, when papa took me there last year," said Joe Brainard. "There was only one bunch on that tree, though."
"That's the way they grow with us. A young tree comes up and flowers out, bears only once, and then dies; but from the same root there will be young shoots coming up all the time, so that a man who owns a banana walk always has fruit at hand."
"A banana walk, what's that?"
"Well, each root sending up so many shoots makes a sort of grove where it is always cool and damp and unhealthy."
"The people there are fond of bananas, are they not?" suggested Will.
"Fond of them? They live on them, eat them raw, baked, or fried, for break-fast, dinner, and supper. Bananas are a necessary of life."
"Which do you like best, red or yellow ones?"
"The yellow ones. The red ones that grow with us are given to the pigs; even the Negroes won't eat them."Little Alfred Lester listened in admiration. "What lots of things you know, Walter! A heap more than any of us."
"Oh, no! I don't know how to make snow-balls, and you do," replied Walter, merrily.
"Let's cry quits, Walter! You may get used to the cold and the snow just when you like. We will not tease you any more. You teach us all you know about the West India Islands, and we'll make all your snow-balls."
"Agreed!" cried all the boys, including Walter.
"They have everything nice there, don't they?" said Will, who was very fond of oranges and bananas.
"Not quite! No such schools as they have here in Boston, or papa would not have sent me here to be educated," answered Walter. "No one country can have everything. We have beautiful birds, lovely flowers, delicious fruits all the year round, also earthquakes and tornadoes; but oh! So much ignorance and superstition, even among well-informed people! Give me the intelligence I find here, even among school-boys, if I do half freeze six months in a year! Ha! My hour is up, and nearly another one gone. You've entertained me"
"No! No! You were the entertainer. Tell us some more sometime, won't you?" cried Joe Brainard.
"May be I will. Good-by. Ho, I for the warm parlor," answered Walter, scampering away.
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